The Spaghetti Incident? (1993)

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I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

And I don't have fond desires,
and I don't have happy hours.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

Happiness, and I guess,
I never will again.
When you walked out on me,
In walked ol' misery,
And he's been here since then.

(spoken) Yeah, we're fucked!

I don't have love to share,
And I don't have one who cares.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

You, you, you, oh, oh!
You, you, you, oh, oh!
You, you, you, oh, oh!
You, you, you, oh, oh!
You, you, you, oh yeah!

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(spoken) Is she really going out with him?

Hey!

I got a feeling inside of me,
It's kinda strange, like a stormy sea
I don't know why, I don't know why
I guess these things've gotta be

Chorus:

I got a new rose, I got it good
Yes, I knew that I always would
I can't stop to mess around
I got a brand new rose in town

See the sun, see the sunny skies
Don't get too close, it'll burn your eyes
Don't you run away that way
Come back another day

[Chorus]

I never thought this could happen to me
I'm a strange washing machine
I never served somebody this sane
I'll never, never, never be too late

Hey!

[Repeat first verse]

[Chorus]

[Duff sings the second and third verses a little differently from
the original]

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All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like catsup
Down here on the farm

Drinking lemonade shanty
Ain't no body gonna do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

I write a thousand letters
'til my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm

I call my baby on the telephone
I say come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm

I can't fall in love with a wheat field
I can't fall in love with a barn
When everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm

On the fucking farm!

Are you born in a fucking barn or what?

Baaaaaa!

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ready
holervabeese (bkwrds talk?)
1234
1234 (kazoo madness) oh yeeeahh oh yeeeeeeahh
well if you don't like it, go ahead find yourself a date
go ahead now try to find a boy whose gonna be what i hate
what you need is a plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint
whose gonna sit through the night and just always act so quaint
umne head eh yeahohhh yeah well uh
its your new friend you're really making a scene
and I see you prowlin in a round I'm gonna take you to my knee
but you know that
there's just a reeling never really what they mean
but you can try to generate some heart, then you'll see just what I mean
dobbie dobbie doobie yah

chorus:
and if I've acted like a king don't ya know it's cos uh I'm a human being
and if I want too many things don't ya know it's cos I'm a human being
and if i've got to dream don't you know it's cos I'm a human being
and when it gets a bit obscene don't ya know it's cos, I'm a human being
I just gotta walk around with my head up town
just like a human.. one _more_ human being I can hold my head so HIGH
just like a human, a riff raff human being

won't ya gimme a little sip- why won't you gimme a drag of that cigarette
why don't you try to drive me home , and then uh, never ever forget
but now, don't you blow it all on a million dollar bet
because you're liable to lose it on a bet that you've never had yet
no bababt baby ohyeah
and if i've acted like a king don't ya know it's cos i'm ahuman

-repeat chorus

in fact ya tell me it's not the human race
ya tryin to tell me I'm a big disgrace
ah baby yeah yeah yeah ...fuck em fuck em fuck em allll ow....

(guitar solo)

well I may think that this's all really just a do a part of me in
it may be at the top of your manifest. every little that I mean but i kept
discover that with history baby I'm just what I wanted to be
see that though I might take to those bare magazines or the Hollywood rating
machine
oh baby baby oh yeahhh

chorus

(guitar solo#2)

im a human bein ect HA HA HA ha ooohhh yeah
i'm a human bein yeah oooooooo yeahaaaoowww yeah
i'm a human bein yeah im a im a im a wowo i'm a human being yeah
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
more kazoo madness

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Ain't it fun when you're always on the run
Ain't it fun when your friends despise what you've become
Ain't it fun when you get so high
Well..that you can't come
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young

It's such fun [10 times]

Ain't it fun when you taking care of number one
Ain't it fun when you feel like you just gotta get a gun
Ain't it fun when you just can't seem to find your tounge
Cause you stuck it too deep into something so deep
into something that really stung

It's such fun

Well, so you come up to me and spit right in my face
I didn't even feel it
It was such a disgrace

I punched my fist right through the glass
I didn't even feel it
It happened so fast

Such fun [12 times]

Ain't it fun when you tell her she's just a cunt
Ain't it fun when you she splits you and leaves you on the ege
Well, Ain't it fun when you broken up every band that you ever begun
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young

It's such fun
Such fun

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Well all I was able to obtain for this song is the lyrics to Soundgarden's "
Big Dumb Sex."
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Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

I've been looking for a reject
And you ain't had nothing like me yet
Don't you think it's time for motion
I can take what you've been pushin'

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
I'm gonna

I'm the beast and you're the master
You're the meat of the matter
I'm no fool for discretion
When it's on the tip of my tongue

Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
FUCK YOU

Hair of the Dog

(Dan McCafferty/Pet Agnew/Manuel Charlton/Darell Sweet)
Bienstock Publishin Co. ASCAP
Orignally Recorded by Narazeth - 1975
Vocals W. Axl Rose
Lead & Rhythm Guitars Slash
Rhythum Guitar Gilby Clarke
Bass Duff McKagan
Drums Matt Sorum

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Heart-breaker Soul-shaker I've been told about you
Steam-roller The midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

PRECHORUS:
Red hot mama Oh that charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

CHORUS:
Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talking jive and poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me
Minute-taker Fall-faker I ain't so blind I can't see

PRECHORUS:

CHORUS:

LEAD

CHORUS: (4 times)

Attitude

(Glenn Danzig) Evilive Music ASCAP
Originally Recorded By The Misfits - 1980
Vocals Duff McKagan
Lead & Rhythm Guitars Slash
Rhythm Guitar Gilby Clarke
Bass Duff McKagan
Drums Matt Sorum
Background Vocals Slash & Matt Sorum

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Attitude
Some fuckin' attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Inside that bitter brain
Theres gotta be a whore
If you don't shut your mouth
You're gonna feel the floor

Attitude
You got some attitude
Attitude

Inside that bitter brain
Theres gotta be a whore
If you don't shut you're mouth
You're gonna feel the mother fuckin'--guitar

Attitude
Attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

[The lyrics aren't 100% accurrate. Its very easy to figure out the words
because it's so repetive. On some live versions of this song, Duff sings the
lyrics different on different shows.]

I Don't Care About You

(Lee Ving) Range War Music adm. by BUG Music Group BMI
Originally Recorded by Fear - 1982
Vocals W. Axl Rose
Lead & Rhythm Guitars Slash
Rhythm Guitars Gilby Clarke
Bass Duff McKagan
Drums Matt Sorum
Background Vocals Slash, Rikki Rachtman,
S.C. Bailey, Blake
Stanton, Eric Mills

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Yeah!

I'm from south Philadelphia
I'm from ????
I've seen empty hands ????
????

[Chorus]
I Don't Care About You
Fuck you!
I Don't Care About You
Fuck you!

I seen Hollywood Boulevard
??? Hotel
And I spent the night in jail
At the Wilkins Hotel

[Chorus]

I seen an old man have a heart attack in Manhattan
Well, he died while we just stood their looking at him
Ain't he killed ????

[Chorus]

I seen men rolling drugs
I seen bodies in the streets
I saw a man who was sleeping in his own puke
And a man with no leg crawl down ??? street
Trying to God to get something to eat

[Chorus]

Fuck you!

[Spoken]
Uh, that hurt man
Alright
Perfect

Look At Your Game, Girl

Originally Recorded.....[ I think you all know the story on this one, so lets
leave it uncredited since GNR wanted it that way. ]

Vocals: W. Axl Rose
Acoustic Guitar: W. Axl Rose

whenever
1,2,3,4

This is time for livin'
Time keeps on plyin'
Think your lovin' baby
And all you do is cryin'
Can you feel all those feelin' dreams?
Look at your game girl
Look at your games girl
What a mad inclusion livin' in that confusion
Frustration and down
Can you ever live without a game
Sad, sad game, mad game
Just to say love is not enough it even can't be true
All you can those lies baby but it's only foolin' you
Can you feel all those feelin' dreams?
Look at your game girl
Go on look at your game girl
And if you can't feel all those feelings in real
Then you better stop tryin'
All you gone play cryin'
Stop tryin'
All you gone play cryin'
Stop tryin'
That's the game
Sad, sad game
Mad game
Sad game
Oh
Thanks Charles